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Where I’m from: vietnam
Where I would like to live: chicago! or nyc
Favourite food: steak and potatoesReligion: agnostic. I don’t know if believing in the power of the universe and SCIENCE! actually counts but whatever.
Sexual orientation: demisexual
Relationship status: rick aggravates me like none other, and I love him.Favourite book: the alchemist, pride and prejudice, the gargoyle, east of eden, the eragon series, fight club, the quiet american, wicked lovely, oh wait book singular oops
Favourite movie: I have watched pitch perfect and friends with benefits like 18 times in the past three months, but the girl with the dragon tattoo, inception, fight club, and nolan batman.Favourite TV show: elementary
Random fact about me: I can climb a 20-foot rock wall blindfolded.
Favourite day of the year: the day of the last final before summer break.
Favourite colour: yellow bright enough to blind someone but only when it’s next to gray. otherwise, red.
If I have any pets; if so, their names: I want a doberman or a pit bull and I will name it watson.
What I’m listening to right now: THAT FUCKING BEATLES/KE$HA MASHUP IS STUCK IN MY HEADWhat’s my ringtone: for most people it’s foster the people’s don’t stop, but I’m thinking of changing it. I’m not sure what yet though.
Favourite character from a TV show: nikita mears is the baddest hbic ever. but joan watson. joan watson.
Favourite character from a movie: one? one?! although tony stark from movie avengers I find brilliant and sassy, and natasha fucking romanoff is the best.What my name means: ai is love and viet is for vietnam so I guess it means a love of vietnam? my grandfather named me.
Celebrity crush: um
SO I almost slammed into a cop because he was making a u-turn while I was making a lane change but I didn’t so it was all good BUT THEN like half a block later he flicked his lights on like literally two seconds after I laughed very loudly at some other guy who got pulled over so I’m just like oh shit can you get pulled over for being a dick but it turns out that the guy to my right was texting!
driving is ridiculous.
you guys I just made eggs over easy and contrary to all previous assessments of my cooking skills NOTHING BURNED
it’s like 85 degrees outside and the last thing I want to do is put on pants and go to work like why is there not a good weather clause in my contract, why do I have to put pants on when the weather just wants them to be off.
sometimes conversations with my mother make me question how sober I am
my mom: how are you gonna pay for rent and stuff? you gonna get a roommate? …how about that tall guy you bring around all the time, that white kid?
me: you mean…my boyfriend?
my mom: yeah, yeah. is he gonna be going to the same school as you? can you move in with him?
LIKE I HEAR THESE WORDS MOTHER, I REALLY DO, I UNDERSTAND THEM AND EVERYTHING BUT LET ME JUST ASK DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD IF I BRING THIS UP AGAIN IN 2 MONTHS I KNOW YOU GONNA GUT ME
why is it that women are called bitches when they don’t let people walk all over them. like if someone’s talking shit to me, I’m not about to put up with that.
but then I’m a bitch. I’m a fucking cunt because I called someone else out for being an asshole. I should learn my place.
whereas when a man doesn’t take shit, he’s strong and assertive, and it makes all the fucking sense in the world that he’s not gonna lay down and be a doormat.
why I gotta be a bitch all the time?
because I neither want nor am obligated to take your shit.
all of my clothes smell like machine oil
even when I skip work
all of them.
awkward shopping: like, this probably shouldn’t be a normal day for us
so nicole and I went shopping earlier today because we haven’t been in a while and we both were completely not busy and the amount of awkward things that happened would be ridiculous for anyone else, but for us, it’s pretty normal.
- heckled a police car that turned its lights on because we were pretty ecstatic that someone might’ve gotten pulled over
- (and then we didn’t realize until four hours later that we didn’t actually see him pull someone over…)
- judged other people’s parking
- (almost accidentally to their faces but let’s face it, if you driving an audi and you’re parked practically ass over headlights on the curb, you deserve it)
- yelled back and forth to each other because tjmaxx is loud despite the fact that we were literally a rack away from each other
- after finding a duvet cover on clearance, scanned the price only to find that 50% off the original price was still $425 and then proceeding to ugly laugh much to the horror of other people browsing macy’s homegoods
- losing each other in the clearance section of urban outfitters
- nicole: asking victoria’s secret associates for all the free panties they had
- me: asking a victoria’s secret associate if I could ask her an awkward question and that question was ‘do you think these pants will end up giving me an awkward camel toe situation or’
- ducking and weaving through gap
- stubbornly refusing to walk faster when there was a dodge charger practically on top of us because dumbass didn’t have his turn signal on
- doing the awkward jog across the street because some other guy let us through
- making fun of a group of girls asking a target employee where the bread crumbs where
- (like I’ll tell you where they are go in the bread aisle and put some fucking break in the food processor okay bitch please)
- searching in the completely wrong area of target for picture frames only to find that they literally have a thing hanging from the ceiling that says ‘pictures/frames’
- getting yelled at by nicole’s mother for paying too much for strawberries
I don’t know about you but that’s just a normal day for us okay which means that yeah it could totally be worse
like that one time we parked on the completely fucking wrong side of an outdoor mall in -10 degree weather and proceeded to run through it only to find that corner bakery was closed so we went to maggiano’s instead.
so many beautiful people are made even more so by the ink on their bodies.
I can’t even fathom hating someone right off the bat just because they have tattoos.
