A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
I’m guilty of doing this.
(Source: erospainter, via gigglebangs)
rick finally got watson to settle down.
#i still vote that white one that actually liked me because cats usually don't
today bf and I went to the humane society to look for a cat to adopt except I also wanted to pet puppies. so we petted puppies. the most yappy puppies omg. and made friends with this absolutely adorable majestic wolf pup that was about my size if not bigger.
and then we became slaves to two cats who decided that they absolutely needed to sleep on our laps. and then refused to sleep unless we gave them cuddles. one of them was with me and the other was with Rick but was very curious as to what was up with my lap that was so much better but my cat was just not having it. so rick’s cat just kinda sat over there and stared at me.